It is 11:59 December 31st 1999
“PUSH” screams the doctor, and seconds later, the baby is born, but it is too late
It is now January 1st, and anguished cries echo from the delivery room
Their child is not a 90s kid
time to turn the internet off
Pwoper Randomness
Hi there! :) I'm a Muser and I'm very proud of it! :D The Internet is the only place where I feel I can be myself. Btw, I'm a girl and I'm in college, studying Psychology.
Feel free to talk to me, I'm weird and awkward but I'm a nice person and I follow back :)
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The 2nd Law.: klarolineswanderlust: teaspoon900: superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:... »
superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:
hellhound-of-the-baskervilles:
If you’re ever feeling sad just remember that:
1. You are not the author or 50 Shades of Grey
2. You will never hate life as…
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- people: ugly teenagers become attractive adults
- me: my whole life depends on this.
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“Peace at last after the Rome rehearsals!..”
He is an angel, god dammit Dom.
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"If I had half a chance, I’d put acid in the Government’s tea."— George Harrison (via scarlettjean)(via msfuckboi)
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(via unceasinglyendless)
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no one really finishes tv series
tv series finish us
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IS MURDER ILLEGAL IF IT HAPPENS ON THE MOON
THE MOON IS UNDER GALACTIC PROTECTION, THEREFORE NO NATION OR GOVERNMENT POWER CAN CLAIM JURISDICTION OR POWER OVER IT. SO NO, THERE IS NO HUMAN LAW AGAINST MURDER ON THE MOON. BUT I THINK THE PEOPLE THAT LIVE THERE WOULD BE UPSET
THANK YOU TUMBLR
WHY ARE WE YELLING
(via asenseofnicethings)
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(via atriggerhappyzombie)
